Best answer/tip yet, do you agree?

Trishypa reckons that chidren with thin heads when coated in grease stand less chance of getting their heads stuck in railings, excellent safety advice I intend to smear my kids daily,

any other practical tips to protect the young ones?Best answer/tip yet, do you agree?
My children are now old enough to use the kettle, therefore i make sure that they wear industrial strength boots when doing so to prevent scalding their little feet when the teabag invariably drips on them as they take it to the bin.
Yes. Don't forget to butter them up, literally, before they go to the playground and slide around. Prevent burns. LOL! We really do live in the Twilight Zone!Best answer/tip yet, do you agree?
Prevention is better than cure.



get a long bit of piping (about 2ft should do it). insert it into one ear and keep pushing until it coumes out of the tother one. They won't be able to put their heads in a railing then.



The pipe will also come in handy at home. You can put some hooks on the wall and hang the little buggers on them when they've overstepped the mark.
I lock them in the attic space. There's no windows to fall out of, no fire to fall on, no mains electric for them to electrocute themselves and no water to drown in. Oh, and no food, to avoid any potential allergies.

I put them up there 5 years ago and haven't heard a peep from them since, so they must be perfectly happy.Best answer/tip yet, do you agree?
If you cut their ears off they won't be able to hear you saying "who wants some sweets / pocket money"



And they stand even less chance of getting their heads stuck in railings.
simple dont let them out of the house and make the room with padded walls
Reckon that if they did not have a head, they wouldn't get stuck. Cut it off and keep it in the freezer to reattach as required (seldom).
how about don't have any kids to start with?



troll, I love your answer lol
what rubbish
install a cage in the back garden,that way you'll alway's know where they are and the added bonus is you know your kid's are'nt out vandalising other people's property.lmko
Drill spikes into their heads to prevent happy slapping?