Friday, March 9, 2012

Is it a sin to be a splosher?

Me and the wife have a bit of a food fetish. There's nothing I enjoy more than sinking my old chap into a big bowl of warm, creamy mashed potato. The wife loves mash potato. She also loves tipping tins of beans over herself in the bath and that really gets me going; whoaaaa, down boy!



This accounts for, I reckon, about 80% of our sex life, around 50% of our daily dietary intake and four healthy, well nourished children.



We feel this behaviour is very pleasurable and loving and a good positive thing but, as we are also devoted church goers, I'm a bit worried that, in my humble ignorance, I have missed/misinterpreted a passage in the good book or scriptures that proclaims this activity to be sinful.



I'm sorry to ask such an intimate question good God fearing folk but we need to know: can I splosh beans over my wife's backside without being eternally damned?



Please reference passages so we can read them ourselves (after dinner of course).



Bless you all.Is it a sin to be a splosher?
No sin here, weird but no sin that I can see. God gives freedom here. Heb 13:4 is good. I don't see anything that looks life defilement. Also read the Song of Solomon, pretty heavy stuff. Just don't invite the neighbors over, that would be taking it to far.



You need to look into why God damns? I don't think you get it.
I say God bless you. I have read the entire bible several times, and still study faithfully everyday. I haven't read anything that would damn your soul for this fetish. If you both enjoy this harmless fun and enjoyment, dig in and enjoy.

Please pass the biscuits.Is it a sin to be a splosher?
You obviously think this is funny. Well, it's not!
Why don't you just forget the Bible, you obviously don't take Christianity seriously. You would be better off and there would be no false illusions about going to church and no trying to fit your lifestyle into the Bible.

People are dying and going to Hell, children all over the world are starving and in need of healthcare and what are you doing. Don't make me laugh, this is a joke.Is it a sin to be a splosher?
I don't believe I have ever read in the Bible where food and sex were mutually exclusive. Anything that you put befor the Lord is a sin, so as long as you don't worship the food or the sex then you should be fine, but if it really bothers you, ask God, He'll let you know if it's wrong or not.
Isn't That A Stitch!!!!!!!!!Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Go for it - if it isn't in the Bible and it's only between you and the Mrs (and you're children are well cared for) can't see any harm in it!
Why would you even ask?
If you have worries that are bothering you then you may need to do other sexual things. My husband and i are Christians and devoted church goers and we experiment and have fun but i don't feel like we are not being in Gods will while we are having our time. Sex was made for man and wife so i guess it is okay but if you feel bad about it you may want to change.
Beans, beans....the "magical fruit"....the more you eat, the more you "toot".....the more you toot, the better you feel.........so I say....EAT BEANS FOR EVERY MEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
a man's got to eat it doesnt say from where or who !

My Husband says if I....?

digest sperm daily this is good for my nails and hair, he reckons he read this in one of my magazines.



Should I belive him?My Husband says if I....?
What is his surname, I have a feeling he is a relation of my husband. Tell you what i told my hubby. What a fantastic imagination you have, you should be writing books. :-)
Your husbands a jerk!My Husband says if I....?
hmmm.. never heard of that .. just tell him you'll take your daily vitamins instead..
lol....not He just wants bj's everyday....lolMy Husband says if I....?
That sounds quite manipulative and self-serving.
true dat
Tell him he's looking a bit thin on top, and see if he'll take a dose of his own medicine!
erm no. why would u do that!! just take vitamins or eat well!
That's just sick.
Digesting sperm is not good for the brain. It makes you ask questions like this.
yuck! nope!
if that was the case they would bottle it up and sell it in shops men would be worth a mint lol lol
you get playboy!!!!! i read in one of my ladies magazines that drinking was bad for you..... so tomorrow i'm giving up reading.... and sperm has lots of calories... tell him you must spit it out cos no one likes a bloater
Ask him to swallow it for a while and see if his hair and nails improve.
just plain NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sperm is full of protein.that alone does not make it tasty tho,so I been told!!!try to get him to smoke not at all,and have a pear and pineapple diet for a day or two and then you see the difference,well you will taste the difference......of course remember that taste buds are located in the tip of your tounge and .....not the back of your throat!!!
Hell no! There is no truth to that he just wants his thing thing sucked and for u to swallow tell him to just ask you to suck and swallow and stop lying
Only if you believe in the tooth fairy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



It equates to the same thing
tell him to eat you first.
well my husband said that sperm is good for the skin and offered to give me a facial! Ingested sperm is also good for quelling hunger pains, and getting rid of headaches just to name a few of the benefits I've been told XP
Honey he is pulling your leg and trying to get you to do something for him on a regular basis. A multi-vitamin a day will do more for your hair and nails than all the sperm in the world



Good Luck
HA. Sperm does actually have a high protien content, but honestly, do I think that you having fabulous looking nails and hair are the REASONS he is so intent on making this happen - uh, doubtful.



I would tell him that taking prenatal vitamins will accomplish the same task and without the bad taste. Or maybe he should do the same since it is SO good for people's nails and hair. We women don't want to hog all the good stuff...tell him you are willing to share the weath!!!! :)
well, i heard that it's good for the skin.....so being openminded, i tried it and it really did make my skin smoother... but i wouldn't believe that its good for hair and nails. if he wants u to swallow, tell him to b a man and ask nicely instead of making up the stupidest excuse to try to get u to do it. Plus.....why does he need u to swallow it for, he should b happy he's gettin his you-kno-wat in your mouth to begin with.
Sounds pretty gross to me -Put it this way - if I were you I'd ask him how he'd feel about eating a sheeps eyeball everyday?! They're supposed to be good for you too - but I don't think he'd be up for that!!!!
NEED EXTRA DONATERS????
no he is lying to you
Oh yeah! Very true, and I have some swamp land that's worth a mint. Wanna buy it?
tell him to try it first and if it works for him you will try it

lol
he just wants you to swallow...grosssss.
Dont swallow that!
How sweet of him to be so considerate towards you!! lol



( sarcasm)

Drink too much...?

I drink around 1-2 cans of Fosters (4%) of an evening which is part of my daily 'unwind' after work, I work long hours %26amp; dont get much time to myself. However my missus' seems to think this makes me an achoholic %26amp; reckons I have a 'problem', what do you reckon?Drink too much...?
i agree you have a problem, just not an alcohol one - lol!!!! only joking!! suggest missus has problem not you - sorry!!!!! ;-)
Sounds normal to me.Drink too much...?
I wouldn't consider yourself to be an alcoholic but any GP will tell you that it isn't healthy to drink alcohol every night of the week, you need to give your liver a break regularly.
as long as ur not drinken like 5Drink too much...?
If you have to drink then yes you are an addicted to Alcohol, you are needing the beer to unwind.



Try smoking pot, see what she thinks of that.

Or expensive bubbly.
I've never got the hang of drinking indoors, but sounds okay to me unless there the big cans that Fosters used to sell
bollocks, do you hide your drinking, does it make you feel guilty, do you often wake up not knowing where you are, if you think you are an alcoholic then I guess you are but it doen't sound that way to me.
you need to find something else to help you unwind instead of relying on alcohol. drinking every day can be constituted as a problem, yes. i suggest an easier way to relax is sex. your wife will be happier too...
can you go with out it? If not I'd say you have a problem. If you can go without it then you don't have a problem. I personally think more people should take up drinking at home instead of the clubwhere they can drive home and kill people on the street
How many units is that per week? Well within limits. The only problem I can see is that you're drinking Fosters.

My preference is Tanglefoot or 6X, but, as long as you're happy....

Cheers!



Just remembered, one last bottle of Tanglefoot in the fridge.

Thanks for reminding me!
You are actually a very healthy drinker. The main problem for drinking is when it is all done in one session, having 2 drinks a day is part of a healthy diet/way of life. Look at the Mediterranean folk, drinks every day with their meal and over a sustained period of time.

I work for a large drink company (it's dark and it comes from Dublin!) and we are taught and trained on responsible drinking. For any more information go to www.drinkaware.co.uk for unit and drink details... or just to show her and keep her quiet!!
No It's not much at all.If she keeps goin' on double your intake you will probably need It.
your just a normal man that wants to enjoy a nice refreshing beer after work drink on
I don't think you r an alcoholic, but if someone deprives you of that for a day or two - you ll suffer greatly.
2 cans of beer every night is not a drinking problem I reckon. Your missus should give it a try, if she no like beer take home a nice bottle of wine to enjoy with her dinner. A little candle light... fresh flowers... you get the idea :)
Could possibly lead to a problem if your not careful. What happens when 1 or 2 cans become not enough to help you unwind?
I would say so; though not a very bad one. If it truly is 1-2, it should not be that hard to skip a few days a week. Start with a few days off, few days on. Something about 'everyday' seems alcoholic to me.



Remember folks, alcoholics aren't just people that drink far too much and forget where they are, etc.
Even two an hour for four hours would be ok by my standards
nothing wrong with that, my problem is that i have 2 hands and only 1 mouth..
Ha, tell your moany better half to stop banging on 1-2 cans a night is as you said a wind down not a problem, bloody hell if i'd married a mizog like her i'd be downing my beer down the local so i couldn't hear her moaning !!!!
It sounds to me the only problem you have is a moaning missus!!
I average a case of beer a day, I reckon you get rid of her. Just think of all the extra money that you would have to buy beer.
Thats not bad i do drink a bottle of red wine per night, probably to much but makes me happy so why not!
Is the alcohol worth straining your marriage over? Can you try to find another way to unwind?

Good Luck.
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  • How much weight will i gain.. :(?

    i was sitting good at having eaten a daily total of 1800 calories.



    but my sister brought home a bunch of dessert... and trust me, i indulged in at least 1000 more calories. im guessing i ate around 3000...



    i worked out for almost an hour today.. otherwise i've been on my butt studying for summer school.



    ugh. im so disgusted with myself. =( how much damage y'all reckon i've done?How much weight will i gain.. :(?
    Let's say you're an average sized female whose BMR is around 1200-1600cal (that's the number of calories you've burned without moving).

    And since you work out for nearly an hour each day, you can add 200-400calories to that number. And I'm sure you didn't sit on your bum the WHOLE time. You got up, moved around, simple arm movements even. Which can add another 100-300calories.



    So in total, you probably burned 2000calories today! Therefore, you've only eaten a surplus of 1000calories. Don't worry about it. You're not going to gain any weight. One pound is 3500calories and you're about 2500calories away from that.



    Keep your cool and start fresh tomorrow :)How much weight will i gain.. :(?
    One day of dessert is not gonna make you put weight on lol, as long as it's on special ocassions. Relax, indulge yourself you deserve it after studying for summer school lol :P Lol I mean youre not going to eat it every night are you haha so one day is fine :PHow much weight will i gain.. :(?
    naaa, one day won't hurt.

    Just start again tomorrow =)

    Could This Cause IBS Pain?

    I have 24/7 post nasal drip. I reckon the severity of it has me swallowing more than a quart of my own nasal mucus daily.

    Could this cause extreme naseau and stomach pain??

    Also could this casue a gagging feeling?Could This Cause IBS Pain?
    When I was getting a strange cold a few weeks ago, I had really bad post nasal drip.

    It made me really nauseous, sorta like if I'd been in a car for hours, and it made my stomach hurt.

    I had a weird gagging feel as well.. it wasn't a normal gagging sensation, more like i had to cough to relieve it or something.

    Go see a doctor anyway, could feel nauseous if you're coming down with a cold or something :)

    good luck!

    Cholesterol and Eggs, eating 8 Eggs per day, too many?

    Hi, I am a personal trainer and I have a friend who is also a personal trainer, he eats EIGHT eggs per day! YES 8! 4 whole and 4 of just the egg whites, I told him that is like.. 801mg of Cholesterol when the Recommended daily intake is around 200mg... he said he reckons he has done studies that show no link between eggs and cholesterol.... I was kind of like dude are you serious, but he is pretty addament. Does anyone know anything I can say, examples and or links, websites, videos, studies that I can have a look at to get some more information. ANY advice will be strongly appreciated....



    Thank youCholesterol and Eggs, eating 8 Eggs per day, too many?
    The information presented on the internet is conflicting and therefore not adequate to determine whether it is valid or not. Have lipid panel done start eating 8 eggs per day. At the end of 30 to 120 days have another lipid panel done. I find that oreos are not particularly good for cholesterol levels.Cholesterol and Eggs, eating 8 Eggs per day, too many?
    Different people absorb the cholesterol in their diets to different extents, so yes, he has to have his cholesterol tested.Cholesterol and Eggs, eating 8 Eggs per day, too many?
    Only one way to find out. He should have his cholesterol checked every 6 months.

    Kids and the dentist ....?

    Who thinks thats parents/carers should be to blame for small kids rotten teeth . I know 2 kids both under 8 who had to have all teeth removed as they were all rotten . Who`s to blame ? It angers me to see children with bad teeth .... I mean small kids maybe 8 %26amp; under , the dentist reckons kids 8+ are able to clean their own teeth satisfactoraly . Don`t get me wrong even my kids have a filling but i mean really bad teeth and small kids need someone to keep them right and even help with brushing .I know this will opena can of worms as someone will mention may mention junk food etc but no matter what u eat as long as the teeth are brushed properly 2-3 times daily they should remain strong healthy teeth .Kids and the dentist ....?
    CHILDREN REQUIRING DENTAL EXTRACTIONSWITHOUT A MEDICAL EXPLINATION FORTHAT EXTEND OF TOOTH DECAY HAVE SUFFERED NEGLECT AT THE HANDS OF PARENTS OR CAREGIVERS WHO EITHER DO NOT KNOW HOW TO OR HAVE NOT SPENT ADEQUATE TIME CARING FOR THE CHILDS TEETH.

    EXTENDED USE OF A BOTTLE OR BREAST TO GET A BABY TO SLEEP (EXTENDED GENERALLY MEANS OVER 1 YEAR) CAN CAUSE TOOTHE DECAY DUE TO SUGARRY LIQUID BATHING THE TEETH. ALSO FRUIT JUICES ie APPLE, PINAPPLE, ORANGE JUICE SHOULD ONLY BE GIVEN WITH MEALS AND TRY TO LIMIT TO 1-2 TIMES A DAY, FRUIT HAS NATURAL SUGARS THAT ROT TEETH SO SNACKS SHOULD ONLY BE 1-2 TIMES A DAY. eATING AND DRINKING SUGAR RICH FOODS SHOULD BE DONE IN ONE HIT, THE TODDLER WHO SUCKS HIS DILUTED JUICE AND EATS HIS APPLE OR RASINS WHILST PLAYING OVER AN HOUR LONG PERIOD IS BATHING HIS TEETH IN THOSE SUGARS AND NOT ALLOWING THE MOUTHS NATURAL Ph DEFENCES TO KICK IN. bRUSHING SHOULD BE NO MORE THAN 2 TIMES DAILY AS BRUSHING CAN ERODE ENAMEL AND BRUSHING SHOULD NOT BE DONE IMMEDIATELY AFTER EATING BECAUSE IT INTERFEERS WITH NATURAL Ph BALANCE. CHILDREN UPTO AND EVEN ABOVE 8 YEARS WILL REQUIRE HELP WITH BRUSHING, CHILDREN SHOULD SEE A DENTIST 6 MONTHLY FOR CHECK UPS. OK I'M CLIMBING DOWN OF THE SOAP BOX, IT IS DEFINATELY SOMETHING THAT ALSO MAKES ME ANGRY BECAUSE IT IS PREVENTABLE...........THAT IS WHY IT IS CHILD ABUSE AS A RESULT OF NEGLECT AND DENTISTS ARE HOPEFULLY REFERING THESE CHILDREN TO SOCIAL SERVICES FOR FURTHER INVESTIGATION. gREAT QUESTION !!!
    Dentists can determine by the nature of the problem on whether parental neglect of oral hygiene education is at fault for rotten teeth. They can also tell if the child has a genetic abnormality which causes the teeth to be weaker than normal. They can also tell if the nature of the tooth problem is due to decalcification. They can also tell if antibiotics are to blame. Each problem creates different symptoms and different issues within the teeth and gums. Any experienced dentist can tell the difference.



    Brushing and flossing every day is a must. Parents that fail to teach and enforce this should be held responsible for their children's excessively rotten teeth. Now, there's a difference between needing a filling, and needing endodontial work, periodontal work, crowns, etc at a young age due to decay. Cavities happen.



    Trauma to the teeth are another story. My two front teeth required endodontal work and crowns after they were broken when I was tripped at a skating rink. These things happen and are at no direct fault of the parent. We can't entirely shelter children away from ever damaging their teeth.



    What you eat has little bearing on your teeth as long as you brush, floss, and get in for regular cleanings.Kids and the dentist ....?
    There are the obvious cases where medical factors take over and I know you are talking entirely about cases that can be avoided. Of course tha parents/carers have to be responsible to oversee that the teeth are brushed properly. I think even 8 is quite young to stop supervision. My eldest is 7 and it is about a 60/40 split when I brush them and he brushes himself. If he got a cavity then I would blame myself. He obviously has to learn to do it himself and practice makes perfect, but until the day he can brush and then take a disclosing tablet that shows up no remaining plaque then I will continue on as I do.
    I completely understand where you are coming from. I know someone who allowed her son to walk around with his teeth decaying for months before doing anything about it, and of course he was also in pain. There was no excuse at all for it because we are military stationed overseas and get free dental care, and it's good quality care. One thing I hear from a lot of people is that it's okay for their kids' baby teeth to decay since they will fall out anyway, but this is totally unacceptable. Healthy baby teeth make for healthy adult teeth. I think parents are just lazy and wrapped up in other things. Even people who can't afford dental care can still afford a tooth brush and tooth paste, and most communities have some sort of assistance when it comes to providing dental care.Kids and the dentist ....?
    i agree with u totally who's to blame for the kids rotten teeth the

    parents, they should make sure they look after there teeth like they make them have a bath,,,,,,, if the parents do not look after there children they are rotten parents
    i agree with you.first family and then TV should help.
    I don't know if I agree as I have four kids three have perfect teeth and one has bad teeth they all eat the same foods, but things are going to get worse as most dentists now are opting out of the NHS and people will not be able to afford to take their children to the dentist.
    I agree totally with you. Parents have to make sure that their kids eats less junk food, sweets and that they brush their teeth 2-3 times a week!
    I agree, I hate hearing about 3 and 4 year olds who are having teeth removed - it has got to be the parents responsibility. Someone at school has been told her daughter has a small hole in her tooth that will eventually need filling (she is 4) and her mum STILL gives her sweets and fizzy drinks!! I suggested she give her sugar free sweets and stop fizzy drinks and she looked at me like I was mad!!
    my children went to the dentist when they were six months old. they were afraid of him and now he takes his mask off when they go. my daughter recently went back for fissure seals on her molars to protect them, and went so far as to not let me in the room with her as she is a big girl now! (she is 6). i found that they were very independant with their teeth and wanted to do it themselves - so i would buy them two brushes each and i would do it first and then they would have a shot.



    i have seen other children though that have gone to hospital to get all their baby teeth removed, and other children that have teeth that are simply black and full of holes. my mum had to have all her teeth removed and false ones put in when she was about 35 - and i remember how much pain it caused her. thats maybe why i try to make sure my kids brush their teeth.
    Why would the parents be to blame? When I was a small child I had to have most of my baby teeth pulled because they crumbled away. It had nothing to do with what my parentd fed me or that they didn't show me how to brush properly. When I was growing up there was no flouride, when I was an infantI was on a lot of antibiotics due to chronic ear infections, and the antibiotics hindered the development of strong healthy baby teeth. So were my parents to blame for taking me to the doctor to get the antibiotics for my ear infections so that I didn't loose my hearing or worse die from an infection? Learn a few facts before you jump to conclusions...or make ASSumptions...because when you assume you make an ASSoutofUinfrontofMe and YOU are to blame for that.
    Parents are totally to blame here. I used to work for NHS direct, and most people I spoke to had never taken their kids to the dentist. The excuses were "he's only four" or "well I'm scared of the dentist, so I'm not taking her". I asked the dental nurse when to take my son, and she said as soon as they get a tooth. this also helps them overcome fear if they go from an early age. I don't have a problem taking my boys to the dentist ( aged 9 %26amp; 6) and they know they have to brush twice a day. it aint rocket science.